I’m sorry to disappoint you.
oh my goodness i drew a stiles butt
hate ppl that ignore traditional vampire weaknesses purely bc they're inconvenient like no shit there has to be some trade off they're cautionary tales of hoarding wealth and clinging to outdated power structures you can't just let that be cool and go unchecked! bootlicker behavior! this is a subjective post on one vampire fan's personal blog! vampires are supposed to be frozen in time and unable to grow or change! and mirrors not working is an extension of that bc growth requires self-reflection! vampires are fundamentally about the existential horror of permanence! the futility of preservation! but twilight gets a pass because "we don't burn up in the sun we just sparkle but we still don't go out in it bc we don't want to cause traffic accidents" is very funny.
Fangirl Challenge - [1/15] Pairings
↳ Derek Hale & Stiles Stilinski“ I’m the one keeping you alive, have you noticed that? ”
*Sunday afternoon. No crises. Hale pack 2.0 playing baseball down on the preserve*
Erica to Derek: Omg you really need to tap that harder
Derek: Huh? Did you somehow manage to miss me scoring that home run just now?
Erica: *rolls her eyes* I'm not talking about the ball, Babe Ruth.
Stiles: *runs past them both, reeking of horny*
Derek: *turns the same shade of red as the flash of his alpha eyes*
Derek, shouting: GAME SUSPENDED! EVERYONE GO HOME!
Scott, muttering quietly: Oh, God. Please, please just wait until we're out of earshot this time...
The rest of the pack: *tutting* Awww, Stiles!
Stiles: *throws his hands up in the air* What? What I do?!
#i’m sorry but i don’t understand how you two can have these kinds of interactions#that you two can by so linked to one another#in silent actions that require no words between each other#simple chin nods and soft hand touches and lingering glances#god you two could become everything#you already are so much now (via mydearsourwolf)
tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
does that person know they LITERALLY invented comedy??? do they really know????
this is a MOMA exhibit
derek, kidnapped by hunters: you guys are so fucked
hunters: oh wolfy, this is a trap for your little betas. your wolves can’t save you
derek: i wasn’t talking about them :)
stiles, slamming the door open, covered in blood and furious: who the FUCK took my boyfriend
hunter: it’s one human, what’s he- *chokes and falls to the ground*
stiles, fully darth-vadering it: oh no, do go on :)
Derek remembered those nights when he stood before the big windows in his room and saw hundreds of fireflies, appearing and disappearing in the darkness of the trees around the house.
It was a rule in his family that no one was allowed to leave the house in those nights… And always could he hear his grandfather whisper: “Don’t follow the fireflies, don’t follow the fireflies in the deep..”
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Part of my Cursed Boy AU.
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